Here are some of my snarkier answers:

What traffic law do you break the most?
“I can’t answer that question due to pending litigation.”

What TV show comes closest to your day-to-day life?
“The Golden Girls”

Describe your co-workers (nicely) in one word
“tolerable”

What New Years resolution did you or will make?
“I can’t answer that question due to pending litigation.”

What activity do you look forward to the most on the weekends?
“Drinking my pain away.”